She calls it “The End State”, and feels it could be suitable for use in my new novel.

Moira Enjoys walking, going to the cinema and arranging flowers. She has replied to reports from her former husband, claiming to have been, “reduced to a silly headed play thing, whilst she entertained strong alpha males in our bedroom”. She has in fact told him that she is adding another 6 months to the cry baby’s time locked away in his little cage – though we don’t know what she means by that.

Moira says that the successful applicant doesn’t need to be an expert in cooking, cleaning or changing beds, as she enjoys training little boys. Clearly an adorable and helpful woman who will be inundated with replies.

Fortunate young ladies, one and all.

The last of the 2017 graduates, will you be amongst the 2018 graduates?