Once your owner has locked you up and hidden the keys there is no escape. This is helpful, as you know how silly and weak minded you would be if you could access the keys.

Yes, the ears are compulsory

Just emulate the movements until you are perfect.

This collar could be worn with a strappy top, tee shirt or a dress. It would be an exciting addition to a maid’s out fit, so do let your misteress or her lover know about it. You could wear it to work, an evening out or a formal occasion.

Now which of these embarrassing positions would you love to find yourself in?

These ladies are opening a Club Zero 9 near you, even as I speak.

And don’t be disappointed that you are too weak minded to apply for a post. Many of their victims, er, pupils, were enrolled by the pupils own wives. All the wife and her lover need do is deliver the silly hubbie to the front desk and then they will be trapped by their own hot needs. Never fails.

And, erm, just as a word of advice. Please don’t complain to the teachers and staff about any punishment or aspect of their education. I did once. My therapist says I will have to have 10 more sessions before I can deal with what they did to me. Not that I am not grateful, you understand!