Deborah Ford Books

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A doctor’s warning

As usuaTheAngryDoctorl with a Deborah Ford novel, certain precautions are advised.

Always enjoy a light lunch before reading and have to hand a good sized bottle of smelling salts. A small frilly handkerchief ought to be held in the left hand ready to wave in the event of palpitations.

Do not read when standing up in case of fainting.

Delicate sissies should be told that this is a fiction and nothing as appalling as this occurs in real life. This little white lie may help the delicate souls sleep more soundly after reading a chapter.

Should your breathing grow short then stop reading at once, lie down in a dark room until you have sufficient well being to continue.

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