you know you are in a predicament when …

  1. She will be home from her date in 5 minutes and you haven’t even started the ironing.tumblr_nvy4hgrRzv1ut3gmno1_500

  2. She has given all three keys to her lover – yes all three, including your safe one that you kept hidden in the drawer.tumblr_nsm8r5pNp31tea43ao9_500

  3. She says release times are now once a week – if you behave.

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