You know how it is. You want to have a night out with the guys. Get drunk. Watch a match. Only problem is: how do you maintain your authority over the sissy and his wife whilst you are out of the house.
Just bind them to each other so they can’t do anything, anything at all.
Ensure they are both gagged so they cannot even spend their time gossiping to each other.
This way they will be delighted to hear you come home.
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