The esteemed Professor Elizabeth Gottman-Finnkel, MD, PhD, Pys.D, D.O, FRCP, MSc, DrSc and DdPH expert in Relationships and sexual studies is our very own Agony Aunt. She has studied this area for over 6 decades, lectured in every major university and won two Nobel prizes.
Dear Professor Elizabeth Gottman-Finnkel,
I earnestly beseech you to explain the difference between punishment and entertainment to my wife’s lover! he bought this cage for me as a punishment or when he doesn’t want to be bothered with me, which is fair enough of course. BUT now he puts me away in the cage all the time because he thinks I look cute in the cage! I mean please!
Then he takes endless pictures to show to his friends. I have included a few here for you to see what a selfish brute he can be.
And it is no good asking my wife because she thinks it is incredibly funny. Please professor how can I explain to him the difference between punishment and his own selfish entertainment?
Love and wishes, Scarlet
*Note from The Hotel:
This is Debbie’s considered advice …
OMG Scarlet! You do look sooooooo cute. He is just sooooo right. Infuriating isn’t it when he always turns out to be right like that. Did he really buy that cage just for you!!!! Oh isnt he soooo sweet. I had to put up with a an old dog cage for years! You are soooo lucky.And where did you get that gorgeous pink gag, it is like sooo delicious. I want one! I have just the shoes to match it.
This cage is like so totally awesome. I am going to put this high up on Christmas Card list. I want to look as cute as that! Totally. Thank you for sharing.
Oh, oh, oh. Almost forgot. What am I like? Erm difference between punishment and entertainment? Well, punishment is when he or your wife does something because you have been naughty and entertainment is when they do something to you for, erm, well, like, entertainment I guess. Difficult to explain right now. Anyways I am Googling cages so a bit busy.